covid-b

Covid-B is a widespread desease caused by aAmerican entertainer Cardi B. It’s spread by the constant listening of Cardi’s discography. Other ways it can be transmitted is by getting within 6 feet near her.

I think i’m coming down with Covid-B because i just finished listening to cardis earrape songs

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COVID 19

covid-19 Gonna make everyone go insane because we can't leave the house and were out of toilet paper.

Me:Imma make COVID 19 my new crush

Side character #1: why THO
Me again: so I can't get it

Everyone:😐
Me:🙂

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COVID Convoy

The automobile 'line-up' queue station for COVID suspicious individuals.

Heading to the COVID Convoy...I guess I should have taken this shit more seriously...

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covid toes

blue or purple lesions on toes or feet as an early sign of covid-19

The doctor said that Anne's painful covid toes may disappear within ten days.

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COVID-19

A virus equal to the common cold with one distinction: people are actually afraid of it for some reason.

Whoever started COVID-19 should be fucking raped to death with a stop sign! :)

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Covid 19

apparently the virus which has been affecting the watch for the past year. Although, we all know that it is FAKE!!!! the government made it up as a punishment for me when i divorced my wife, Sharon.
I need to get the word out. i need to tell the truth...

Charlie: Covid 19 is a dick
Tom: BRUH!!! How dumb are you?!?! Covid 19 isn’t real! Get with the times!!!

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COVID-45

Also known as COVID-19, Trump dropped the ball. The stock market crashed. City's and schools shut down for weeks. Unemployment went up to 3 Million.

Trump blames China and past administration's.

It happened own your watch 45 so own this shit!

Bro, the media call it COVID-19 because it surfaced in 2019. Fuck that it's COVID-45 because Trump is the 45th president.

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