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Someone's boyfriend and husband to be.
Oh look thats Aliff Danish the cute mf that belongs to me.
The perfect man for a scorpio
Daayum gurl, look at that Danish Beast!
When you ejaculate into your partner’s asshole, pull out after ejaculating inside your partners rectum. Your penis WILL be covered in your own ejaculate and fecal matter. Go ahead and slap your partner in the face with your glazed penis and BOOM you gave her the Danish Glaze.
Dude, there’s no way I can talk to her again. I gave her the Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.
When you ejaculate in someone’s asshole, pull out. Your penis will be covered in your own ejaculate mixed with their fecal matter. Promptly turn your around and slap them in the face with your freshly glazed penis.
Dude, there’s no way she’s going to talk to me again. I gave her the ole Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.
Danish samar is a person who is always sad thinking about her ex because he is chutiya a big ass hole but matter of fact is that he is #dilwala
Person1:look there such a nice guy
Person2:what danish samar a nice guy impossible he is #kulla which makes him more special
They beat the Swedes. Danish footballers released wild boars on the football field in Frölunda in order to win. They cheat often.
Danish football players cheated again today, they also murdered my pet echidna grumblescout.
To take a shit into a cup, then give it to someone as a dessert. Shitcream.
She gave him a Danish Puddin Cup for dessert.