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During a multiple partner sexual scenario, if one female is not on birth control and another is, the designated cum dumpster is the one who gets the ejaculatory fluids.
Yeah man, in that three-some last night I was tagging Ashley almost the whole time but she wasn't on the pill, but Tina was the designated cum dumpster . I had to drop my load in her. Dear God, I hope she doesn't miss a dose. That'd be one ugly fucking baby.
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They create new sound bugs every new season and then they try to fix it but the pepegas break it again
- Dude I didn't hear any footsteps
- Yeah that's the fault of Apex Sound Designers.
A lazy way in which Teachers are indulging bullying to maintain "discipline" . A designated punching bag is a student on whom the Teachers are counting to always be the ones bullies will target to pass their "hormonal" energy while leaving teachers favorite students alone. That becomes the "natural order" and routine for teachers. If the Designated punching bag get fed up and fight back...or only wants to save his/her neck, he/she breaks the teacher's routine and natural order therefore HE/SHE is committing an infraction in the eyes of those teachers.
Student A was stolen, beaten up etc... One day he had enough and fought back. But since for teachers he is the school's designated punching bag, he was expulsed because HE and ONLY HE (not the bullies) has to learn how to behave in Society!
The poor sob who gets to keep you company while you're DD-ing for people. Ideally, a hot girl who you can laugh at the drunks with.
Hey girl I need a designated driving companion, you in?
Useless. Unless, you want to work for a huge corporation. They usually take your degree into consideration because they have so many candidates. Other than that the degree is useless. You will learn much more by learning on your own online and freelancing. Furthermore, most of the classes you take in college will be very theoretical. You will not have a time to refine your useful technical and communication skills.
I went to state to get a Graphic Design Degree but I realized Ahmed is just as successful freelancing and learning on his own
It's pretty self explanatory. The person you plan to fuck if you break up with your SO. Can be abbreviated as DRF.
"Hey, you're hot, do you want to be my DRF?"
*DRF = designated rebound fuck
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The at least one hippie in every undergraduate classroom, who spends all their time in that class talking hippie shit and being generally arrogant. Ironically they usually become Republicans after graduating.
Sometimes shortened as D.H., a reference to the designated hitter rule in baseball.
Oh geez did you hear what the fucking designated hippie said in class today? Worst thing is it had nothing to do with what was going on in class.
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