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What your girlfriend says when she DOES in fact know
August: hey babe what do you want for dinner?
Susan: i dont know
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It’s where girls cannot get any sort of sexual action. In other words, don’t get your “ya ya” wet WHATSOEVER throughout the entire month of December. Ends on January 1st @ 12:00am
Lila- Girl are you ready for Dont Drip December?!
Mila- Hell yess gurl but I don’t know how I’ll survive
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Typical otaku joke reffering to fact that sexualizing kids and having physical contact with minors is illegal
Ravioli ravioli dont lewd the loli
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Willing to get a sexually transmitted disease.
When the girl licked my cock, I concluded that she dont give a fuck.
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when you pump your woman from the back (preferably anal) and while youre piping her, you cut your dick off, leave it in her rump and walk home drunk.
leave that dick there.. you dont need it anymore.
plus your girl is happy because she received the most honarable prize/award known to woman.
use a sharp knife so the removal is swift and clean. leave it dont retrieve it
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