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When you define a small problem as a big problem.
- I'm desperate, my SUV is dirty
- So sad! it's an elephant in egg!
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When you drink a bottle of hot sauce wait 1 hour then Than pry your girlfriends sleeping eyes open and shit equally on each eye ball you may garnish around eye with chillie powder or parsley if for looks if desired.
My girl made me so mad last night so instead of hate screwing her ass hole I made her some deviled eggs.
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Pants worn way above the ass crack, makes an ass look like an egg when viewed from behind. Common in older women and men, accented heavily when pants have no pockets.
Dad, those jeans got to go! You got a high egg!
Swollen lump from a major goonx, often on the shin or ankle, or on the elbow, where it would more likely be known as a swellbow or chimichanga. The sign of a ripe goonxegg is when you can feel the fluid filled pouch bounce up and down as you walk.
I'm only wearing one sock because the other wouldn't fit over my goonx egg
a poopoo egg is a chocolate egg but smells weirdly different. Poopoo eggs are layed by chickens only on poopoo egg month which is June.
Kale: bruh my chicken just layed a poopoo egg
Lee. Always happens on poopoo egg month mate.
Egg voice is a mysterious happening, egg voice cannot be forced or planned. Egg voice just happens. One minute you'll be having a normal conversation and the next.....you sound like theres a whole egg stuck at the back of your throat. Egg voice can only be removed by a short sharp cough or swallowing, however...once egg voice has taken over you its nice to keep it going for as long as possible.
L - "So 'R' what time are we GOING OUT AT?"
R - "HAAHAHAHAHAAAA"
L - "OMG i've got egg voice....tell me something to say!!
R - "Do an impression of ______"
L - "My name is _____ - FUCKS SAKE, I swallowed"
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large dog turd, usually on the footpath or sidewalk
He stepped out of the car right into a larde dog egg
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