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Pronounced: Won-d-ee-rec-shun
To push five penises together and use the simultaneous erection to point in One Direction.
Oned Erection
Mother: Who is the band you are going to see tonight?
Daughter: Im seeing a performance of Oned Erection.
Mother: Who's in that?
Daughter: These guys Harry, Zayn, Liam, Niall and Louis.
Mother: ... Cool, Have fun.
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a dive in which you are in mid air stiff as an ercetion
That Shooting Erection recieved a 10 from the judge
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A victory boner one recieves from over whelming joy as their prefered presidential candidate racks up the electoral votes and crushes the election
When my homeboy Trump crushed the electoral vote I got a major election erection! Go Republicans! Yeeeee haaaaaaw!
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When someone sends a NSFW message in a group chat, it causes "mass erections". It's basically a lot of people getting erections at the same time due to the NSFW message/post.
-Chat admin: NSFW materials are prohibited in this chat, please refrain from sending media that will cause mass erection in members.
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When you have such a powerful erection that your dick turns black af
Damn, I had a nigger erection the other day, that shit hurt like fucking hell
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Someone who gets voted for something just because they are attractive
Man 1: Hey dude Lisa Is our team captain .
Man 2. Fuck her she's just a erection election
An Erection felt but actually experienced, leaving one unable to reach an orgasm.
People who may experience this could be eunuchs, paraplegic/quadriplegics, or Lieutenant Dan.
"How Sucky would that be... A phantom erection, but no way to release...! Ugh." - Shorty