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The Bateman Express

The act of bouncing a bowling ball of the "barriers" numerous times in the interest of getting strike after strike after strike. Often used by bowling n00bs who can't throw straight. Often resultng in breaking of the barriers, or the ball hoping into someone elses lane and pissing a bunch of people off.

Oh wow, dave just did the bateman express and broke both barriers!

by IntegraTaz January 2, 2010


express shits

Also widely known as diarrhea. Can cause extreme discomfort and a hefty laundry bill with embarrassment if not careful.

Man, look at the brown stains on that guy. He must not have known he had the express shits!!

by Matman1984 November 30, 2020


tuberculosis express

A plane ride where the other passengers are hacking their brains out

I couldn't wait to get off the tuberculosis express, fucking disgusting ass coughers

by Boozyman September 10, 2018


WhataSonic Express

* A pre-drinking solid base meal consisting of a burger from Whataburger, tots and a Route 44 Watermelon Slush at Sonic, and Chicken Tenders and a 1 gallon jug of sweet tea from Chicken Express to place in your Hyatt Place room refrigerator.

The sweet tea is for post-drinking consumption to accompany the chocolate chip cookie and slice of pizza from the nighttime Romanian Hotel Concierce extraordinaire.

*Works best with a preemptive strike of 2 Maximum Strength Imodium tablets to before consumption to prevent a public defecation mass-evacuation in a doorless stall af Cowboys Dancehall.

Alex: “My plane lands at 3:30, so let’s hit up Cavenders and Sheplers so we can go ‘Rolling Blackout’ tonight, and then grab dinner.”

Jimmie: “A little WhataSonic Express, perhaps?”

Alex: “Good call!”

Jimmie: “Let’s down the Imodium now so we don’t risk getting SuperAIDS later.”

by TexasTittysprinklesLover February 24, 2019


cutties express

the metaphoric train one rides after falling victim to a harsh insult or is just generally cutties

"that was harsh bro, all aboard the cutties express."

by qwertyuiop08642 September 5, 2008


papa express

A 5:30 am cycling ride for fathers who can no longer enjoy the luxury and flexibility of a child free lifestyle.

I have to do the Papa Express tomorrow to palmetto and be back by 8ish, in time to get breakfast ready for my boys so my sick wife can stay in bed.

by Papa4life November 5, 2017


Galaxial Express

Shipping for Galaxial Distances.

The Galaxial Express said it's about 3 days for delivery, but the price is high! I don't even know how expensive warp fuel is!

by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021