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facebook

verb: The act of looking at one's facebook profile to find out more information about them.

ex. 1)
Sally: That guy is so hot!
Maggie: I wonder if he's single...
Sally: I don't know, let's facebook him!

ex. 2)
Kaily: I heard Shannon and Jeff broke up last night!
Jessie: Really?! Where did you hear that?!
Kaily: well, I was facebooking him last night and I saw it on his mini-feed.

by kkeellsseeyy April 17, 2007

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facebooked

The action of using the Facebook. Often used as a slam.

"I facebooked your mom last night!"

by mjw5 March 8, 2006

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facebook

A place where people talk to friends and play virtual games. A total place to waste your life.

250th definition!

May 5, 2007: *on FaceBook*

April 21, 2012: *still on FaceBook*

School: *sneaking on FaceBook on my smartphone*

by CoderWhoWillMakeANewFaceBook April 21, 2012

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Facebook

verb. When dour doing a chick from behind, and you bend her over, and hit her in the face with a book. Thus the Facebook!

Guy 1: Dude, I totally Facebooked a chick last night
Guy 2: Bro, that's super chill
Guy 1: Yeah, but then he bled all over the sheets

by the dude5264247 March 2, 2011

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Facebook

Another reason why homework never gets done

I do want to do my pre-algebra homework, but there's Facebook...

by Sir Tablature November 17, 2010

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facebook

1.facebook is an addictive website for young teens to mind fuck each other through drama and screwing people over and/or a website for nerds to play stupid games

2. facebook is a website to get to know people you dont know and learn to hate people but it is fun to go on it is addictive though

1.hay man i met jennet on facebook and she is a drama
starter.

2. dude i cant stay off of facebook book its to addicting!!

by Emma55 June 20, 2011

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Facebook

Just like television.

A drug used by a very few, at the very top who run the world, to limit free and independent thought.

Especially to distract the youth, who will inherit the world, from the horrible situation they will inevitably ... inherit.

Did you know the second round of funding into Facebook ($US12.7 million) came from venture capital firm Accel Partners. Its manager James Breyer was formerly chairman of the National Venture Capital Association, and served on the board with Gilman Louie, CEO of In-Q-Tel, a venture capital firm established by the Central Intelligence Agency in 1999.

One of the company's key areas of expertise are in "data mining technologies".

Facebook's own Terms of use state: "by posting Member Content to any part of the Web site, you automatically grant, and you represent and warrant that you have the right to grant, to facebook an irrevocable, perpetual, non-exclusive, transferable, fully paid, worldwide license to use, copy, perform, display, reformat, translate, excerpt and distribute such information and content and to prepare derivative works of, or incorpoate into other works, such information and content, and to grant and authorise sublicenses of the foregoing.

This is no hippie bullshit people!

by muffin33ter October 22, 2011

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