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when a saxophone player completely puts away their saxophone but walks away with their neckstrap still around their neck.
Jim: *puts saxophone away and gets up to leave*
Brian: hey jim! you still have your neckstrap on!
Jim: NECKSTRAP FAIL! D:
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Also known as cumshot failure or cumshot fail. When a porn actor or anyone tries to shoot cum on a girl's face and the cum doesn't shoot but rather just droops out and misses her face, in a last resort, he tries to get that last drip on her chin, she even has to scoot up a bit to keep it all from drooping down to her tits. Basically it's a pitiful amount of cum and with no firepower, just drops not shoots, not worthy of being called a "cum shot"
Guy shoots,
skeet 1: misses her face and lands on her belly or tits,
skeet 2: she now knows he's a cum fail so she scoots in closer, skeet 2 just barely hits her chin
skeet3: dumb-ass figures he's not gonna squirt so he finally puts his lamerod directly over her mouth to drop in the last drop, she pushes up spit mixed with cum to make it look like there was more cum that landed in her mouth for the benefit of the camera
TOTAL CUM FAIL
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One of the best screamo bands out there. Senses Fail consists of 5 guys from Ridgewood, New Jersey. Buddy Nielsen, Dave Miller, Garrett Zablocki, Dan Trapp, & Mike Glita. Both of their cds are awesome. If you haven't seen them, you should get the chance to meet them. All of them are super nice.
Senses Fail is the best
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The failure to properly describe an act of failure. Meta-failure cannot be 'failure to fail', because this implies that the act in question is a success. Likewise, attempts to define 'meta fail' as a level of failure above 'epic fail' make a category mistake: both 'failure' and 'meta failure' are nouns to which the adjective 'epic' could be applied.
The previous two definitions of 'meta fail' in this article.
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-n- an incident involving the incorrect usage of an apostrophe. Normally occurs when confusing the possessive and contractual form of "its/it's."
Bond: Making fun of 90s pop culture items has become it's own internet meme.
G$: evidently, so has the apostro-fail
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A place in the deepest corner of the world where people come from all over to park their failboats.
Wow what a failboat he is going to have to go to fail harbor.
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When an asian fails to recieve extra credit that does not exist on top of a perfect score. Anything less than above a 100%
Asian Child: Look Mom, I got a 100% on this test!
Asian Mom: Why is it only a 100%?
Asian Child: Well this was the highest possbile score I could earn.
Asian Mom: What about extra credit? WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER IT?
Asian Child: There was no extra credit!
Asian Mom: YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN EXTRA CREDIT!
ASIAN FAIL.
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