five to the frown

Term used for slapping somebody across the face. The one being slapped is usually a woman and more often than not will see it coming just long enough to develop a frown.

Sally thought it would be ok to sass her husband until she
caught five to the frown.

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Five-Tooler

In baseball, a five-tool player is essentially the complete package. He excels at hitting for average, hitting for power, runs the bases exceedingly well while possessing a great deal of speed, possess throwing ability, and finally, fields his position like no other.

A five-tooler in this instance is a woman, or man, who possesses the traits that make up the perfect package; smart, good-looking, athletic, great personality, and...great in bed.

What's good with shorty, ya'll went out again last night, right?

Yea son... and breakfast

Damn! So, what's the verdict?

Definite Five-Tooler. no doubt

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Number five

Number five is one of the hottest guys in the world. I don't care if he is a fictional character he is so hot. If you want to be a simp like me go watch Umbrella Academy and you will see why I am writing this. Also, he's my huzband and you can't take him or I will smack you. Have fun binge watching!

Me: Omg number five is so hot
My Friend: He's 58
Me: Do I care? No :)

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Bro-fives

When you repeatedly slap hands or "high-five" a fellow bro

At the frat party i met some of my bro's bros. We all gave each other bro-fives to get aquainted before we played beer pong

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the freshman five

seniors have a contest to see who can bang five freshman virgins first

"watch out for pete- he won the freshman five 4 years in a row... getting held back does have its perks"

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law of fives

A Discordian concept that illustrates how easy it is to create conspiracies and imagine meaning where meaning does not, in itself, exist fnord.

According to the Principia Discordia:

"ALL THINGS HAPPEN IN FIVES, OR ARE DIVISIBLE BY OR ARE MULTIPLES OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY APPROPRIATE TO 5."

The law of fives is never wrong."

Lord Omar K. Ravenhurst: "I find the Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the harder I look."

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high five!

the thing that normal people do to everyday things.

1.hey look! its bernie kosar! high five! *high fives*
2. we just high fived! high five! *high fives*
3. OW you just hit my eye! high five! *high fives*
4. OW my hand hurts from high fiving.....high five! *high fives*
5. no really.. my hands bleeding. high five! *high fives*

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