your mother

What I did last night.

What did you do yesterday?
"Your mother."

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your mom

the only universal comeback. only known rebuff: "what is this obsession you have with my mother?"
an interjection, which can be inserted as the noun in every sentence in the english language.

debater one: my opponent is guilty of using a fallicy, therefore...

me: YOUR MOMS A FALLICY!!

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Your Mother

A Way to shut up your opponent in an argument

Guy: Ohh my god you are a prick
Other Guy: Your Mother
Guy: . . . .

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your mom

your mom is the only phrase that answers anything and everything someone might say to you.

ex:

A: What's up?
B: Your mom's penis

A: I went home sick yesterday
B: I went home with your mom yesterday

A: Pass the salt.
B: Pass your mom.

A: No! I will not have sex with you!
B: Your mom won't have sex with you!

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Your soul

My possession

Your soul is mine now
Go home

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on your plate

What you've bitten off to chew; your responsibilities, either given to you or self-imposed.

Seeing the long list of chores he had written for himself to do in a day, the boy's mother said, "You've got an awful lot on your plate there, son!"

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in your face

defiantly confrontational; also an exclamation of contempt

According to the The American Heritage Dictionary of Idioms, this slangy phrase originated in sports journalism about basketball during the 1970's as a phrase of contempt used against the opposing team and extended to other areas in the 1980s.

"In your face, mister."

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