french fries

In the term french fries (notice it's not capitalized), "french" refers to the way they're cut, NOT the country of origin (which happens to be Belgium).

So, we can see how extremely dumb it was to rename "french fries" "freedom fries," especially due to the fact that "french" does not refer to the country.

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Poutinized Fries

When you take a batch of fries and pootinize them with cheese and gravy to conjure poutine.

Yo Brocheese i could go for some poutinized fries right meow

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Fam-fries

Family and friends

I have great fam-fries!

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julienned fries

Potatoes (or any vegetable) cut into long thin strips: julienne potatoes; julienned pork. Aka French fries.

Often misspelled julian, julianned, julien since apparently most people have only heard the term on TV infomercials.

The wiz-o-matic kitchen utensil- It slices, it dices, it makes JULIENNED FRIES!

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Side of Fries

When a chick sucks a line-up of cock. (at least 5 dicks)

We had a party over at Joe's and it was a sausagefest, so we called up Misty and got a Side of Fries.

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fried cheesecake

an orgasm in ones mouth.

this fried cheesecake is amazing!!

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Taco Fries

1. Fries served with minced meat, taco sauce and cheese as well as with whatever else is served in a taco except the shells

2. The best thing since sliced bread if you're not a vegetarian

Gretchen: Hey, lets pop in here and get some taco fries!

Fry: Yeah, as long as there's no cheese on mine though.

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