TV friendship

A friendship where it is always the same person who starts a conversation.

Just like turning on a TV, you start a conversation with your TV friend, surf some topics of conversation and then end the conversation.

It is always up to the same person to decide to turn on the TV friendship, otherwise it just sit there idle.

A very shallow friendship, not to be taken seriously.

Guy 1: "I haven't heard from Anne in forever."

Guy 2: "Oh she's nice, I have TV friendship with her, lemme send her a message and see what's new."

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unbreakable friendship

The best bond a couple of guys can have without being gay.

Brad is the best friend a guy could ever ask for and we definatly have an unbreakable friendship.

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friendship horizon

point at which it becomes impossible to pull/shag your friend because you've become too familiar to each other.

- So how's it going with Sam?
- She farted in front of me today. Twice. I guess we're well over the friendship horizon and into the comfort zone.
- Oh dear.

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Ruin The Friendship

(Also known as RTF)

A significant and well known Dream X Reader fanfiction found on Wattpad and AO3 written by user Ethotlliot.

“Can you believe Lo hasn’t read Ruin The Friendship yet?”
“I know, what a loser. It’s the best fanfiction ever.”

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Friendship Date

When a girl goes out with a guy who she is not really into. Motivations include looking for a free meal, being bored, trying to be nice, and making him shut up. Usually, it is not followed by another date or sex. The male equivalent of a "hookup".

I was hoping to get lucky with Michelle last night, but it was sadly just a friendship date.

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Friendship Bracelet

When a group of women form a circle alternating on their stomach and on their back eating each other out.

I have Kate a

When I gave kate a Friendship Bracelet, she smiled and said, "I am Lidia's friend!"

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friendship test

If the challenged person does not complete the request/task that his or her friend has set forward, the friendship will cease to exist.

Person 1: "Hey punch yourself in the face."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "Friendship test"
Person 2: "Fine" Punch
Person 1: "Good, if you had not done that you would have failed, and we would no longer be friends."

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