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In its former glory the queens magnificent glizzy was a blazing meat wrench that had everyone swooning over it. Unfortunately, since the queen is immortal and has reverted back to a sack of wrinkles the glizzy has many warts and skin tags. It no longer tastes like glizzy, only disappointment. Those who have the chance to witness and marvel at the queens glizzy are extremely lucky. If you come into contact with the glizzy play dead and contact the authorities. It has a tendency to escape. <3
"Is that QUEEN ELIZABETHS GLIZZY!!!!!???" "get down, *ring ring ring* Hello 911?"
"is that QUEEN ELIZABETHS GLIZZY!!! take a photo we'll be rich and famous, just like meghan markle???"
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When a person eats a glizzy (hot dog, or more commonly known as a penis) with their asshole.
I walked in on my co-worker Rhett reverse eating a glizzy on his bed.
"Did y'all see Evan reverse eating a glizzy earlier? He tore that thing up"
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It is a song dedicated to Glizzy destroyers.
The person composing the song is DJ khaled and his homeboy jerome
They stated in a interview that this song is dedicated to the boy band Glizzy destroyers
Guy#1: Bro did you hear Glizzy destroyers (in C minor)?
Guy#2 Nah its trash like 6ix9ine
A penguin with the FATTEST most GORGEOUS glizzy shlong in the entire planet of king kong. If you mess with the Glizzy Pingu, you gonna get folded. A person named Gryshon is not a Penguin.
"Hey!!! Look at that Penguin with that fat glizzy, he gonna fold you tight if you make him mad"
"Go get a glizzy Penguin!!!!!"
"Oh my goshhh, give me that huge glizzy Penguin poo"
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The day in which you or your partner gobble glizzy on November 6th
Hey Sarah did you know that today is national glizzy gobble day
Yes and I hope that you are ready
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a blowjob.
"guess what I caught ___ doing?"
"What?"
"I saw ___ giving our gym teacher a GLUG GLUG GLIZZY 3000!"
"Oh wow."
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When she makes that ass clap with maxime efficiency and sucks your soul out 180 style
ayo last night your girl made that big fat ass making it clap 360 glizzy goble --O-- : say guy 1
... fuck nah : say guy 2
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