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A scoring system designed to allow the fair distribution of sexual favours. Gash points may be achieved by the display of wit, athleticism, physical attributes (ie' genitals) intelligence, skills and wealth.
Playing the guitar while doing pressups? That's worth twenty gash points!
A gash bonanza is to a disproportionately large number of women at a given event as a sausage fest is to a disproportionately large number of men at a given event.
"There is a total gash bonanza going on in this club tonight."
Yet another name for a lesbian. So-named for the lesbian predilection for gobbling each other's gashes.
That nightclub is a branch of the Lesbyterian Church and you'll find plenty of gash-gobblers there!
When a badly grown moustache simply makes you look like a cunt.
found commonly on men but can effect women too.
Me: Hey Derek, have you seen Dave lately?
Derek: Yeah hes acquired a moustache gash
Me: i know he looks like a right {cunt}
Derek: What a cunt!
When a guy has a lot of gash around him (e.g at a party, club, internet. ) and can't control his emotions of his penis and cums every where.
Player 1: Did you hear about the gash attack last night , I heard it was messy?
Player 2: Yeah it was me.
Player 1: You are a lad
The technique of buying girls drinks in order to get closer to the poon.
I used the gash ladder at maximum extension last night; 10 drinks got my clunge puncher wet
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