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Gib·son
/ˈɡibsən/
noun
an insufferable soy boy beta male that whines all day about how small they are "down there" in hopes that a female of any kind, requiring only a pulse, will take pity on him and help him lose his virginity. A Gibson is a rare type of person to meet in the real world. They have very little interaction with the outside world, and spend most of their time online due to being unemployed. You are most likely to find a Gibson in their widowed mother's basement moderating a Minecraft server, abusing the small amount of power they are granted in the digital space to compensate for being a poorly endowed NEET.
"Yes officer, that's the filthy Gibson that I found in my daughter's closet sniffing her dirty socks after he followed her home from school even though he is clearly in his twenties!"
Shorter than the temper of a woman beater, Gibson usually hangs out with people twice his size, often running his mouth and having his friends back him up. Little do they know he is a closet homo. Laughs like a gay kookaburra and looks like Diego from Ice Age, Gibson's forehead is like a landing strip that will safely house 100 Boeing 747's.
Gibson is so short he could smell pubic hair without bending down
A very overpriced guitar that is acceptional, but you pay for the fact that it says gibson on it
I wish i had the money to buy it, but that damn gibson guitar is $5000 dollars
They are very nice and honestly speaking they have the cutest smile.They are very funny and will always find a way to cheer up the people around them.They will do anything not to lose a friend.They are quite at first but after they trust you that's when you will know who is Gibson.They are very attractive,lovable and have dark and smooth hair.Just make sure if you have a Gibson in your life don't mess up because they rarely do anything to annoy anyone.
I want my future husband to have Gibson as his name.Its really cute.
Handsome and tall, he is a special person that you can trust. He is shy but once you get to know him he is not too shy anymore. If you find a Gibson, keep him❤️
I met a Gibson and he was very kind :)
A Gibson is a very attractive guy who makes all the girls in his way wet . He is a loving and caring person and will take some time out of his day just to satisfy you . Speaking about satisfaction , his long penis never disappoints any woman. They would rather let go of rulers and use his man made ruler in class. Take care of any Gibson you have in your life.
This Gibson guy is making me wet.
Stoner. A person that acts like your friends but talks shit the second you walk away. Douche. Definitely vapes.
Oh great here comes Gibson. *a great cloud of weed smoke follows him*