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When you've been at Wellesley long enough that the standards of male attractivness are lowerd substantially.
Girl 1: Look, he's cute!
Girl 2: Honey, I think you've developed Wellesley goggles. That guy clearly has not showered or shaved in several months.
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the effect that alcohol(particularly large volumes of beer) has in rendering a person who would one would ordinarily regard as unattractive as sexually alluring.
Even with the beer goggles on, she was still remarkably plain.
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Eyeware for making ugly women look beautiful. Rather than bought, dutch goggles are induced by drinking copious amounts of alcohol, which may give rise to other symptoms such as dutch courage.
"She looked gorgeous in the pub last night but when I woke up this morning without my dutch goggles on I saw the creature from the black latrine!"
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A descriptive phrase in which someone spends a large quantity of time away from the opposite sex....(PHILMONT.....I WANNA GO BACK TO PHILMONT). In doing so, the member of the opposite sex appears rather attractive seeing as that person is most likely the first you have seen in a long period of time.
Todd: Damn, you see that chick? DECENT!!!
Mike: Dude, what the hell are you talking about?
Chris: Ouch man, you have terrible Camp Goggles
Jacob: -mumble-
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Slang for aviators and thought to reflect the stereotype that pedophiles and other Sexual Predators often wear big mirrored aviators when stalking their prey. Could also be loosely applied to State Troopers and creepy highway patrol police officers.
"Hand me my pedophile goggles I'm going to the park."
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when you are ready to quit something but then start seeing it in a new and positive light
A week before High School was over I got Graduation Goggles. Even though I hated everyone I went to school wtih.
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When a guy fucks a girl in the ass, pulls out at the moment of climax, calls his partners name and when she turns around he busts nut right in her eyes. The object is to temporarily blind your partner for long enough so that you can ditch the scene and avoid post intercourse cuddling.
Peter gave Jane some Gooey Goggles so that she could not see his swift departure after sex.
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