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the single best fiction character in the entire world.
Girl 1: Do you know who the single best fiction character in the world is?
Girl 2: It's obviously Harry Potter, who I fully intend on marrying.
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When you write on someone when they are passed out by drawing circular glasses around their eyes and to their ears and putting a lightning bolt on thier forehead.
I just harry pottered Jono, who is very homosexual and likes dudes.
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some crazy wiz kid who carries around a stick and yells out random latin roots claiming they're spells.
Dude, Harry Potter is out there!
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1) To get a chick reallly high
2) get a broom
3) make a lightning bolt on her forehead with jiz
4) fuck the chick with the brooom while saying "RIDE THAT SHIT LIKE THE QUITTICH WORLD CUP"
5) lock her in a small cubbord under some stairs and run away
"so i was at this party and cassie got soooooo stoned that sherman Harry Pottered her"
"really?"
"yha she woke up in kelseys broom closet and said her ass really hurt, turns out he stuck the broom in the wrong hole"
"ouch"
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A dull piece of literature, oddly considered a classic. Flat characters with no real developement. The floor plan for what is now, and what was always intended to be, a franchise of epic proportions. Christians think it's evil.
Only soccer players, kids the ages of 8-14, and people who don't know fine literature read harry Potter.
I think it's great that little Satanist have something to read and learn about or dark lord, satan!
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the name of a boy who just happens to be the star of a hit book series. meep, I would kill myself if that was my name...mnea
harry-hey!
boy 1-STFU n00b! >:O
boy 2-1 4m l337!
harry-cmon guys, dont make fun of me!
boy 1-die! and btw die!
boy 2-sorry, just..no mnea do me
harry-ok
boy 1-dang im left out
hermoiney-you can have me
boy 1-ok lets read/make out
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1.the best books ever written
2. a series of mediocre films with multiple directors adn really ot male actors
harry potter is my life!!!!
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