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There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven

Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.

"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"

by Katie Marie Bell October 04, 2011


havenate

when you smack the nicotine device while actively eating

haven was being such a havenate when she smacked the nic while eating

by rxiana July 28, 2022


haven high school

the school in haven ks where everyone is full of drama, and pussy ass bitches think they are the shit and wanna fight every time you look at them wrong

i went to haven high school and looked at a girl wrong and she tried to square up

by bxtch9503 August 23, 2021


Havened

When someone eats the entirety of somthing in one, single, bite, whilst smiling.

You totally havened that cupcake

by 157434566533322367999976544478 February 04, 2017


Pulling A Havener

Pulling a Havener is when you date someone younger then yourself. "Havener" is named after a kid named Nick Havener. Pronouced Hay-Ven-Er.

Girl: He's like in 9th grade and she's in 7th?
Guy: Yeah.
Nearby Bystanders: He's Pulling a Havener!
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Guy: She's really pretty and sweet.
Guy 2: Yeah and she's also in a grade below you don't Pull A Havener.
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by wellilikepurplethings July 27, 2010


Haven of Mines

Haven of Mines (also knows as HoM) is an ongoing 2 season show about a group of friends, drama, and some magical sources. Its fandom is mostly found on the kid's site scratch and oddly is not known anywhere else.

Some characters include:
-poppy
-blair

-josh
-constance
-clair

Have you seen the newest season of Haven of Mines?

Haven of Mines is my favorite show.

by Sobbinf May 02, 2023


step-haven

A girl with big bulging muscles and thighs that can decapitate a man. She can beat up anybody and will definitely steal your choccie milk. Also has a 16 incher.

What are you doing step-haven?

by wretchedwenchbehindbig September 06, 2021