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Hoo Phlung Pu

Used as a descriptor for a very inexpensive and shoddily-made product of non-US origin, such as products manufactured in China, Taiwan, or Hong Kong

From a product reviews website:

"Eight of the twelve units purchased were nonoperational; but this was somewhat expected of a very inexpensive product of non-US origin - sometimes known as the "Hoo Phlung Pu" brand."

by Telephony January 19, 2012


hot yoo-hoo

A sexual ritual and/or implement of couples’ sex therapy involving a couple (who typically share a sexual bond), foreplay, laxatives, defecation, penetrative sex, and Yoo-hoo chocolate milk. The ritual begins with the penetrator, the designation assigned to the party which will deliver the penetration, consuming a laxative (this ritual is most successful when the penetrator consumes a large amount of food without defecating before the ritual is performed). The penetrator waits until he or she is ready to excrete feces (some may wait until they are on the verge of incontinence to gain explosive power in their defecation) before notifying the penetratee, the designation assigned to the party to be penetrated, that he or she is ready to proceed. The penetratee then opens a bottle of Yoo-hoo chocolate milk, inserting the bottleneck into the orifice designated for penetration; once the bottleneck is fully contained within this orifice, the penetratee squeezes the bottle, thoroughly coating the inner surfaces exposed by the orifice with chocolate milk. The penetratee then exclaims “Yoo-hoo.” The penetrator responds by defecating in the penetratee’s designated orifice and immediately initiating penetrative sex. The ritual is complete when one party vomits or reaches orgasm.

Etymology: the term was inspired by a Reddit discussion chain under r/AskReddit involving Yoo-hoo chocolate milk and feces.

Ex. 1: “Hot yoo-hoos sure lubricate my innards well, but since after my fourth one, guys are telling me that my pussy doesn’t taste like pineapple anymore.”

Ex. 2: “That hot yoo-hoo gave me hepatitis.”

Ex. 3: “Whoever came up with the idea for a ‘hot yoo-hoo’ must be sick in the head.”

by Poopoopeepeemcfarts August 25, 2022


hoo-ha

Term used in the most recent Dominos commercial to desscribe excitement; a good deal.

Can I get a hoo-ha 2x tuesday?!

Hoo-ha.

by alex March 9, 2005

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hoo ditty doo

term used for genitalia. apropriate for both male and female.

"I want to get my hoo ditty doo pierced but I'm not too keen on the idea of dropping my draws and letting some strange guy stick a needle through my clit."

by Amy Christ April 30, 2005

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boo fucking hoo

A display of mock or sarcastic sympathy. Often used in reply to someone whining about something that is his or her own fault or that is ultimately unimportant.

You: My mom is such a bitch! She caught me peeing on the cat and now I'm grounded!
Me: Boo fucking hoo.

- or -

You: I dropped my ice cream on the ground! My day is ruined!
Me: Boo fucking hoo.

by Bug0 May 24, 2008

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HOO HA HA

To aggressively yell and act like a maniac to the target in mind.

Her: I'm going to HOO HA HA you!
Me: Oh god please no not this. I thought the prophecy was a lie! A LIEEEEE!!!

by BlastCKXX October 9, 2019


Hoo-ha Berries

The monthly product of harvest from a female during her period. This is more descriptive of the chunks of uterine lining that are excreted during this experience. Also known as "fruit of the womb."

Man: "Hey wanna have sex?"

Woman: "Sorry, currently harvesting hoo-ha berries."

by Ambartre July 6, 2012

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