Random
Source Code
Random
When two men hold their erect penises parallel to each other on a horizontal plane and a third man places his erect penis in between them from the opposite direction.
Dude 1, “Dudes, hold out your dicks parallel to one another so I can put my dick in between them, thus achieving a no bun hotdog.”
Dudes 2 & 3, “OK.”
Hotdog for lunch involves your girlfriend jacking you off under the table in a high school cafeteria because you just cant fucking wait till school is out.
Guy 1 "Dude is she having a hotdog for lunch?!?"
Guy 2 "Whoa, she is. Bold move."
Cumming on a hotdog and then proceeding to throw it at a homeless person.
Hey let’s give that hobo a homeless hotdog
To have a slutty whore make out with hotdogs, preferably the big roaster ones.
Nichelle: HEy guys, guess what...I MADE OUT WITH A HOTDOG!!! THEN A CURLING IRON!!!
Sam And Lex: Oh Damn, Shes a HOTDOG GIRL!!
8👍 7👎
when your all sweaty and you lift up your dick and rub the piece of skin connecting your dick to your balls with your finger. when you smell it, it should smell like hot dogs...........also, you will definitly like the smell of your own hot dog balls, but youll gag at the whiff of anyone elses
yo, i havent showered in a couple days and i just ran a four minute mile......im working on a nice case of hotdog balls
18👍 25👎
Hold up, wait a minute... I gots ta drop off da chocolate hotdog, B!
13👍 17👎
Like a sausage fest, what you get when you initially expect an event to have a reasonable number of women, but to your horror discover consists mostly (or entirely) of guys. This is a terminal condition because unless a large group of girls shows up (or one happens to be an attention whore, see: youniverse), no single woman will risk being the first bun to walk in the room.
Man, the party sucked; the girls left right after we got there and then it was just a hotdog party. When everyone started looking around we issued a nonpology and left--we were not at all interested in witnessing a circle jerk.
3👍 2👎