no bun hotdog

When two men hold their erect penises parallel to each other on a horizontal plane and a third man places his erect penis in between them from the opposite direction.

Dude 1, “Dudes, hold out your dicks parallel to one another so I can put my dick in between them, thus achieving a no bun hotdog.”

Dudes 2 & 3, “OK.”

hotdog for lunch

Hotdog for lunch involves your girlfriend jacking you off under the table in a high school cafeteria because you just cant fucking wait till school is out.

Guy 1 "Dude is she having a hotdog for lunch?!?"
Guy 2 "Whoa, she is. Bold move."

Homeless Hotdog

Cumming on a hotdog and then proceeding to throw it at a homeless person.

Hey let’s give that hobo a homeless hotdog

Hotdog Girl

To have a slutty whore make out with hotdogs, preferably the big roaster ones.

Nichelle: HEy guys, guess what...I MADE OUT WITH A HOTDOG!!! THEN A CURLING IRON!!!
Sam And Lex: Oh Damn, Shes a HOTDOG GIRL!!

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hotdog balls

when your all sweaty and you lift up your dick and rub the piece of skin connecting your dick to your balls with your finger. when you smell it, it should smell like hot dogs...........also, you will definitly like the smell of your own hot dog balls, but youll gag at the whiff of anyone elses

yo, i havent showered in a couple days and i just ran a four minute mile......im working on a nice case of hotdog balls

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Chocolate Hotdog

A steaming fecal mass!

Hold up, wait a minute... I gots ta drop off da chocolate hotdog, B!

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Alaskan Hotdog

A short amount of time. Akin to a New York minute but imperceptibly faster.

Bob: Hey, I need those tps reports done
John: sure I'll have them done in an Alaskan hotdog.

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