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In rural America, your modem’s connection to the outside world is only as great as your plumbing solution for nature’s calling: antiquated and slightly sh**ty.
(Rural) Player A: My WiFi’s actin’ up tonight, dagnabit!
(City) Player B: Your “Outhouse Wi-Fi” costing us this match, dude!
* As a predicate, it isn’t necessarily exclusive to rural U.S. players; can be used to describe poor-quality internet connections.
a freeway in los angeles, stretching from irvine to near san fernando. used to transport a high volume of los angeles citizens, including but not limited to business men and women, government officials, bat wielding blue collar "criminals", baby daddys, and common coffee shop workers who sell ecstacy on the side. known to be heavily populated during "rush hour" peaks and notorious for its sometimes uneven terrain, which can cause car malfunctions.
"tell me why im drivin on the fo-oh-fi, my hood fly up, cracks my windshield!"
"i dont know why. were you high?"
"bitch, you know i don't smoke til i get to work!"
fiyah fi dat is a jamaican phrase for or to disagree with something happening or disliking it
etc 'im gay' fiyah fi dat as in ee i dont support gays and no y are you gay
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{fy-jahm-mah-slahm-mah} noun, 1. a physical fight or altercation involving a large number of people - usually involving weapons such as bats, sticks, knives, brass nuckles, etc. 2. a rumble
We're getting ready for tonight's fi jamma slamma. Are you in? If so, bring a weapon.
Last night's fi jamma slamma involved more than fifteen people - with three being hurt badly.
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to take a poop while surfing the web.
I was myspacing while taking a wi-fi dump.
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A combination of janky and lo-fi; bootleg; generally worthless or in extremely poor condition.
Hey, that burgundy velvet smoking jacket is looking kind of janky lo-fi, what happened?
Beer spill.
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When someone spends an inordinate amount of time daily to keep themselves hooked to the internet that a slight withdrawal from social networks could trigger a “digital fit” in them, which would adversely affect their well-being.
Instead of treating the Wi-Fi as a blessing rather than a curse, Jane has allowed the Wi-fi idol to enslave her to the point that she’d need to go for spiritual deliverance to free her from digital addiction.
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