Moving Fridges

When a male friend decides that plans with his girlfriend/wife is more important than plans with friends, or a general excuse not to do something

David: Have you seen Thomas recently

Jason: Nope he's "moving fridges"

David: you coming out tonight Thomas?
Thomas: sorry I'm moving a fridge

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Nigga fridge

That basic ass that’s got the fuckin freezer on top or the one that’s split down the middle ducking retarded monkeys own those fridges

Nigga 1: yo look at my new fridge it’s awesome! Unlike yo crusty ass nigga fridge stupid headass
Nigga 2: shut yo stupid ass up I paid a whopping 3 sheckles for that bitch

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coke fridge

a refrigerator specifically designed to store, refrigerate, and display bottles or cans of various carbonated beverages.
Such fridges can have racks designed to organize bottles or cans, or they may simply be normal refrigerators that only hold such beverages.

The line at the cash register was really long, so I grabbed a drink from the coke fridge to prepare for the wait.

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mini fridge

A conviently located window in karl's basement (Or any basement for that matter) used to keep beer cold.

Dylan: "grab me a beer from the mini fridge"
Karl: "the mini fridge?"
Dylan: "you know, the conviently located window in karl's basement used to keep beer cold."

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nuking the fridge

bullshitting
saying something that obviously isn't true
taken from the new indiana jones movie nuke-fridge scene

"i had 5 women last night"
"stop nuking the fridge mate"

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jump on the fridge

A term referring to being so satisfied and contented, that you think you could die happy right then.
Originates from the story of a cat who was so happy with life, that it jumped on top of the fridge and died in peace.

"Nice work passing you're driving test man, you must be stoked!?"
"Dude I'm so happy I could just jump on the fridge!"

"That was the best sex I've ever had, I could jump on the fridge right now!"

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fridge gobblin

A person who creeps around the kitchen late at night, sitting in-front of the refrigerator and eating anything in sight.

Yo Taylor is drunk again and being a little "fridge gobblin".