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Jewish State of Israel

A terrorist organisation founded in 1948. This terrorist organisations likes to commit genocide and is filled with Zionists.

Jewish State of Israel sucks a lot

by RandomRandomXY December 26, 2023

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Occupied Israel

Palestinian territories

Palestine is occupied Israel not the other way around.

by Zionistman42069 May 4, 2024

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Israel is not stolen

People say Israel is stolen because they hate the Jews owning land, literally Israel existed before Palestine, before Islam was a real religion, the Islamic regime stole Israel from the Jews, after the Jews were exiled by the Romans, Palestine is not mentioned once in the Koran but Israel is (But for Jews, not Muslims), and they should realize Palestinian is not an ethnicity, it never was, it's a nationality the actual land belonged to the Jews, since 3000 years ago, Judaism and Christianity formed there this is the truth the leftist media wants to hide.

For more information look up Conservapedia, and search for Israel and Palestine.

Free Palestine From Islam (the territory) (Make it part of Israel)

Israel is not stolen when people say GRRR I HATE I ISRAEL THEY STOLE IT FROM THE MUSLIMS!!!!

You should know Israel came way before Palestine, It is not mentioned in the Koran once, the Muslims just stole it from the Jews by invading it, they have no claim to the land.

by Death To Islam October 24, 2024

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ISRAEL-D

ISRAEL-D /or Irrational Schizophrenic Reactive Enurectic Learning Disorder. More commonly called Isreal Disorder.

Is a neurological and penile disorder that targets the brain, brainstem and bladder. It is know to Induce a strong urge of wanting to kill innocent people (especially children and babies) followed by intense psychotic episodes, complete lack of empathy, aggression, hallucinations and complete loss of bladder control.

It is most commonly observed in soldiers, psychopaths, colonisers and US government officials.

Person 1: Man this shit is getting serious fr.

Person 2: Ik man. These people. There's so much death and suffering. And the loonies... They're everywhere!

Person 1: Yeah. Like my neighbour. Heard she contracted ISRAEL-D after watching some sketch shit on FB.

Person 2: Fr?!

Person 1: Yeah bro. Fr!

by OccDoc161 January 4, 2024

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Israelitis

An infection in which a cabal of miniature, gummy bear sized Jews lay eggs in your ears, and speak hypersonic yiddish causing mental impairment. They may burrow to expand their synagogue. When the Jewlet eggs hatch, the host experiences an immediate urge to circumcise themselves with the nearest sharp object.
This infection is commonly contracted from nests in pool tables and dart boards.

1) P1: Fuck man, I keep missing my pool shots this table must be broken.
P2: Nah man u just got Israelitis.

by Dr. Not A. Nazi May 20, 2024

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Israelism (Zionism)

Complete degeneration of humanity, as murdering newborn and immature babies is fun to a group of people.

The American army is believed to have exerted Israelism (Zionism) on the Vietnamese.

by Med1693 December 12, 2023

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2023 Israel–Hamas war

The 2023 Israel–Hamas war or Gaza war if you're a nerd is the war where your side is good and the other side is an evil virus of Satan led by Hitler. Those warcrimes your side committed? Didn't happen. Your side did nothing wrong. It's those "other" people that kill civilians. Remember, all conflicts are entirely black and white and there's only two sides those two sides being good and evil. You have the most dibs over Palestine. Their religion is sillier. The very political party you once blindly followed has turned away from you as it marches in the streets with the flag of your hated enemy as the political horseshoe of extremism goes full circle. 30,000 dead in 4.5 months. Healthcare collapse, famine, complete unwillingness to negotiate by either side. It's not going to end. At least we can all agree on one thing, it was all the god damn British.

"I support (insert faction here) in the 2023 Israel–Hamas war"

by I didn't think too hard February 20, 2024

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