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Brown Jellyfish

When a woman (or man) puts on a condom and their sexual partner shits on the condom and takes it off, and then proceeds to snort said condom and pulls it directly out of their mouth and repeats until the condom no longer has shit on it.

“Did you guys hear what Levin and Presley did last night? I heard they were just bored and did a brown jellyfish.”

by Foxracinghats February 1, 2021


angry jellyfish :]

thats me!
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on urban dictonary, im named angry jellyfish : , for some reason

by angry jellyfish :] April 8, 2023


Box Jellyfish

A vagina that has continued the spread of sexually transmitted infections - mainly Chlamydia or Herpes.

" I had consensual, unprotected sex with a woman from the club last week and now it hurts when I pee"

" Ooof madone! Unlucky boyo, looks like you've been stung by the Box Jellyfish"

by DankJaeger May 4, 2024


Staring At Jellyfish

Making out

Kaden and Maddie: *Making Out*
Austin: OH HELL NAH!! GUYS THEY ARE STARING AT JELLYFISH!!

by Poloboy12 June 30, 2023


jellyfish club

The place to be for all “spineless wonders”, aka the super-whipped who will do anything for their partner at a moment’s notice

Mike, your last move clearly won Elle the game at everyone else’s expense. You are certainly a member of the jellyfish club

by afflaffagoo October 28, 2023


Jellyfish soul

An introverted person with lots of passion and ideas. An old soul who may seem cold and distant, but who is filled with wonder on the world and desire to learn about it and make it better.

Usually people with anxiety and depression, who keep being there for people they love and trying to cheer them up.

This girl is a jellyfish soul.

by CakesAndDragons September 20, 2020


Jellyfish waffle

When sperm gets all stringy in the shower making it look like jellyfish tenticles. Tile making it look like a waffle.

Step on it you got a jellyfish waffle

"Dude I made a sick jellyfish waffle last night in the shower! Looked like a real jellyfish."

by Prometheus03 February 28, 2023