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Can be tall but can be short. Jess' have brown hair but also could have blonde, ginger or any other colour. Sometimes they need glasses but sometimes their eyesight is perfect! Normally have small or large feet but also can have medium sized feet. Beautiful on occasion but sometimes are ugly or just plain. Jealousy is common amongst Jesses however often they are not jealous. A boy loves a Jess but another boy hates a Jess. Jess is for everyone but someone Jess is for no one. Nice personality but can be annoying and draining!!! Jess is really just......there.
Charmaine: Hey friend!
Philippa: Hello There!
Charmaine: You going out tonight with Emma Leigh?
Philippa: No i'm going out with Jess
Charmaine: The sometimes tall girl?
Philippics: Yeah
4👍 9👎
The annoying kid in my english class. Who always asks me random questions he doesnt need to know
Jesse shut up!
4👍 9👎
Girl who your not sure how you became friends with but that’s fine, she’s soooo pretty and sweet. But not when she’s upset that’s coo tho -someone always manages to look like she’s crying or high when she snaps back and in 6th grade you were probably lowkey scared of her in a weird way and in 3rd grade ...let’s not talk bout it that was-
Me “Jess are you crying”
Jess “no I’m fabulous duhhh”
3👍 6👎
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEND TILL YOU LEAVE ME
Me: Jess u should forget about me
Jess: I can’t
3👍 6👎
LISTEN HERE MOTHERFUCKERS IM A MOTHERFUCKEN GIRL AND MY NAME IS SPELLED JESSE WITHOUT AN I AND I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR GOD DAMN DOG
Jesse licks dogs asshole European slut
3👍 7👎
My crazy, sexy, wild, studly, outlaw...MY JESSE BITCHES! So many of you praise your jesses' with badass compliments, but they ALL PALE IN COMPARISON TO MINE. Mine is the baddest of the bad, the hardest of the hard, the horniest of the pervs, and freakiest of the freaks. Your Jesse's are just shadows of the one I have!! Swerve ninjas!
Ever the original, always imitated but never duplicated! My "Jesse" is my KING, and I worship like a dog at his feet...all 3 of them!!!
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He is an unstoppable force of murderous rage and fury.
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