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someone with super sexy hair and also with the best words for talking about anuses
"that kelsey person has a nice ass"
"ya or a very nice round double cheeked caboose"
her type is "BAD BOYS" that look like they're 10 years old and are no taller than 5'1. She is very short (5'3), and is a bookworm (only for romance). She lives for her snap hoes, snap is her entire life. She has rizzed up every man on earth, but won't actually date one. She even has ones pretending to be dating her. She has long rat claws (nails) that are used for dorito hand modelling.
"Who's that girl?"
"She's Kelsey, she does dorito hand modelling."
the thot that broke my heart
Kelsey backstabbed me and dated a fucking white stick.
Kelsey gives the best head ever and is very good in bed
Person 1: ‘you clapped Kelsey’s cheeks?!’
Person 2: ‘Yeah best head I’ve ever gotten she’s a keeper’
Kelsey is the type of girl to go back to her ex. She will lead you on to then leave you for another relationship that honestly sucked. She’s a blonde and can’t dress for shit. Kelsey can be very nice and sweet when you meet her but when then can be a real cold hearted bitch.
Person 1: Did you see Kelsey post Calvin
Person 2: Yea, wasn’t she just dating somebody else the other day
A Kelsey is the best friend you could ask for. Loyal to a fault, great music taste, and an exceptional baker. She is wickedly smart, and lives to tell jokes. A Kelsey is strong physically and emotionally. She likes people to feel special and she likes to feel special too, even though she’ll brush things off and say that she doesn’t. She avoids conflict at all cost, but definitely has a mind of her own, and doesn’t have time for stupidity. She’s too busy studying and petting dogs.
Kelsey made macarons today. They were delectable.