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Fat Girl Ketchup

Ranch Dressing
the ubiquitous condiment in food service, usually accompanied with a diet soda.

Props to the bitterwaitress community

Need another basket of fries, with a side of fat girl ketchup

by DonRon August 8, 2010

30πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Ketchup pre-cum

The undesirable pale red watery liquid that (literally) comes out of a ketchup bottle when one fails to shake it sufficiently before squeezing.

Bob didn't shake the bottle enough and it jizzed ketchup pre-cum all over his hot dog.

by Illneedasaviour September 5, 2013

40πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Ketchup dick

When your having sex with a girl who is on her period and when you pull out thick period blood drips from your dick

"I was fuckin this girl last night and she was really wet but when we finished I went to the bathroom and she gave me ketchup dick"

by moneytrees98 July 21, 2019

3πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Ketchup pre-cum

the watery liquid that comes from the ketchup bottle prior to the actual ketchup. Similar to mustard pre-cum

I forgot to shake the bottle first and doused my dog with ketchup pre-cum! gross

by so fresh and so colleen June 2, 2015

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Put er’ in the ketchup

The act of increasing an engines revolutions to the governed limit typically referred to as a β€œred-line”. The name originates from the governed limit typically having a red indicator that shows potential failure. The act is typically performed when an engine is excepted to have a catastrophic failure.

*Boosted Honda is losing oil pressure and a slight knock is occurring*

β€œShould we turn the car off” -friend 1
β€œNah put er’ in the ketchup” -owner of the car

by Boosted Y8 November 28, 2022


computer ketchup

Exactly What it looks like

This computer ketchup is better than that regular kind, or that purple kind.

by Me October 13, 2003

2πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


ketchup & mayo volcano

A big red zit with a big white tip. Squeezing causes a massive & violent eruption of ketchup & mayo.

Mark was going to ground and pound poor Danny Dork, but, Danny Dork squoze the ketchup & mayo volcano that was on his own forehead and shot the zit-based condiments into Mark's eye and mouth causing Mark to instantly scream and run to the boy's bathroom.

I guess Danny Dork won that fight. Now no one fucks with him. Zit Man!

by Little Amy June 10, 2006

47πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž