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Evil trickster gnomes that run around and cause any inconvenience to you while you are consuming alcohol.
Liquor Gnomes can be avoided by carrying around a personal gnome to act as a camouflage, as gnomes have no interest in harming their own kind.
Person 1: "What happened to you last night? You broke your glasses and then disappeared to go sing karaoke after we finished all of those beers."
Person 2: "The Liquor Gnomes got to me."
the act of getting straight up loser pissed.
I got so liquor faced this morning and am unable to help you move your couch
When you drink too much alcohol and your too classy for a beer belly, so you grow a liquor belly
Kaitlyn has such a liquor belly, she couldn’t even fit into her wedding dress because that thing was sloshing around all over the place
A lock that locks up a liquor cabinet in a house so the kids/teens can't get to the liquor.
The kids had a big house party while we were away for the weekend and they got into the liquor. We need a liquor lock!
That good stuff you drink when recovering from that awful surgery where have polio crutches and can’t wear normal underpants.
It’s divine to dull the constant ache and ease you into sweet slumber.
“Dude...poor Sarah-Jane had that awful hip surgery last week but I took her some CRIPPLE LIQUOR...a sweet bottle of Casamigos to aid her recovery!”
Someone who's sluggy and has bad intentions
I have a bad feeling about her, she could be a Mult liquor Numbnutts
From the word liquor; liquorous - something that fills you up with liquor. It gets you tipsy.
She got me drunk off her liquorous love.