When you put maggots on your dick and her pussy while you aggressively destroy her hole while maggots munch on y’alls privates
“Ohh Caige this is Homie Maggot feels great!!”
“Trust me Robert fike, this is the best! Next I’ll do it on Ashton’s butthole”
Small rolled pieces of toilet paper stained with feces that are created when vigorously wiping the bum crack after a shit.
Tiny worm shaped pieces of the paper fall off the wad and lay around the toilet seat or the floor area around the pan that look like shitty little maggots
'For fucks sake Dave, you've left bog maggots on the seat again. Can't you wipe your arse like any normal person?'
'..Sorry love'
noun
Is a variant of the needle in a haystack phrase. Intended to be used in a derogatory and insulting manner.
to try and locate the whereabouts of a fugitive criminal in the big city, is like trying to find a maggot in a rice barrel.
A fat man with an unfeasibly small dick who spends his time looking for tiny whores to fuck silly.
Andrew is a clunge maggot, he is back with that whore Jessica.
Degenerate gambling on World Catastrophe's that result in confirmed Deaths.
That Gillygut Maggot Bagger is a Champ when squeezing Chilfarts during Confirmed Kill Competitions
Girl 1: "Did you break up with your boyfriend?"
Girl 2: "No, he said he was sorry for forgetting my birthday."
Girl 1: "Gag a maggot with a spoon."
A father maggot is a maggot who is a father. Modern day slang for the word is faggot.
Will Smith is a father maggot (faggot) because he has children.
My dad is a faggot (father maggot) because he is my father.