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Homie maggot

When you put maggots on your dick and her pussy while you aggressively destroy her hole while maggots munch on y’alls privates

“Ohh Caige this is Homie Maggot feels great!!”

“Trust me Robert fike, this is the best! Next I’ll do it on Ashton’s butthole”

by Big boy c daddy March 11, 2022


Bog Maggots

Small rolled pieces of toilet paper stained with feces that are created when vigorously wiping the bum crack after a shit.

Tiny worm shaped pieces of the paper fall off the wad and lay around the toilet seat or the floor area around the pan that look like shitty little maggots

'For fucks sake Dave, you've left bog maggots on the seat again. Can't you wipe your arse like any normal person?'

'..Sorry love'

by CountLippe February 12, 2021


maggot in a rice barrel.

noun

Is a variant of the needle in a haystack phrase. Intended to be used in a derogatory and insulting manner.

to try and locate the whereabouts of a fugitive criminal in the big city, is like trying to find a maggot in a rice barrel.

by Baron Neville May 12, 2018


clunge maggot

A fat man with an unfeasibly small dick who spends his time looking for tiny whores to fuck silly.

Andrew is a clunge maggot, he is back with that whore Jessica.

by TheWordDefiner69 November 5, 2013


Maggot bagger

Degenerate gambling on World Catastrophe's that result in confirmed Deaths.

That Gillygut Maggot Bagger is a Champ when squeezing Chilfarts during Confirmed Kill Competitions

by Chilifart August 10, 2023


Gag a maggot with a spoon.

It means well.

Girl 1: "Did you break up with your boyfriend?"

Girl 2: "No, he said he was sorry for forgetting my birthday."

Girl 1: "Gag a maggot with a spoon."

by Kayaluki!!! October 24, 2009


Father Maggot

A father maggot is a maggot who is a father. Modern day slang for the word is faggot.

Will Smith is a father maggot (faggot) because he has children.
My dad is a faggot (father maggot) because he is my father.

by father maggot July 22, 2024