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Marley (v.)
To pull the leg of someone's chair, especially when they are standing on it, to trip them.
I then proceeded to Marley Mahjoob's chair, and he fell on the floor.
Dating back to 1760 a genetic marvel would accrue where males under the man Marley would be born with a higher intelligence than a regular homosapien, more hardened muscles and a gigantic pair of testicles and large penis, (scientifically proven to be on average 12 to 18 cm larger than other homosapiens not called Marley). They are also known to be rather rich however due to there impeccable intelligence they would rather save there money for the future or donate it to close companions rather than spending it all for themselves. A rival to the Marley is the Mathew (noted: not to be confused with the Matthew) any Mathew within the area of a Marley will trigger the Marley to act out in violent spurs of rage, especially if the said Mathew is above 5ft 2, However apart from this the Marley is rather docile and will not bother to harm any others he deems weaker than themselves.
Marley tends to have a fat cock.
Marley is an amazing person
person 1: do you know marley?
person 2: yes ofc she’s louis tomlinson’s girlfriend.
Marley is the type of guy who always jerks off and thinks what it would be like in real life the only way he can get flights to anywhere is on Virgin airlines cause he will never get laid
OMG he looks like a Marley
Woopsie bingus lover. Very very emo goth and loves among us and fortnite ✝️✝️
Omg that’s Marley she’s so emo goth playing fortnite
One of the best people you could ever know. She is honest, generous, and caring. If you ever have the chance to become friends with a market, TAKE IT. You will only get so many chances. I myself are friends with a Marley, and she is one of the sweetest people I know. Honestly, get yourself a Marley.
Person 1: Hey, it’s Marley!
Person 2: She’s so cool!
Person 3: I know right, how is she that amazing?
Person 4: Well, duh, she’s a Marley 🙄
Marley is a very fun and good friend. Marley is very confused as she tends to identify as something she may not be. Marley loves to show off her looks and seeks being complemented by other guys. Marley isn't so good in bed as they might smell a little funky. Marley can be your worst nightmare or your best friend.
Tim: Did you hear about that new girl Marley? She's Soo hot!
Wyatt: I know but that bitch is cray Z