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marshall mathers III

over-rated, over-opinionated sycophant that targets kids to make a quick buck by swearing and hating his parents

see eminem,50 cent and most R&B artists that have appeared over the last 5 years...

by Vikku March 24, 2005

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Marshall, Carter, & Dark Ltd.

A “club” based in London, England. Catering to the super-rich and with extensive political and financial ties worldwide, this group has caused extensive problems for the Foundation. Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. is known for collecting rare and obscure items, along with providing its members the most exclusive, expensive, and rare experiences available.

These activities have resulted in conflict with the Foundation on numerous occasions. The group is not known for the use of force; they prefer to apply extreme financial and political pressure to achieve their goals. When forced to use more direct means, Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. employs outside agents, and it is very difficult to connect said agents to the organization.

Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. has caused several SCP containment breaches, primarily through the use of money or social pressure. Several reports, records, and even items have been leaked by Foundation personnel who had been approached with large amounts of money, or threats of extensive jail time or torture. Notably, two containment sites were almost brought to public attention after the Foundation refused access to members of Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.

Marshall, Carter, & Dark Ltd. is a company that is owned by immortal humans.

by Mad Dummy April 9, 2019


Louise "Cricket" Marshall

One of the most shit-random people you are ever going to meet.
She loves anime but also crime shows, and she's fantastic when it comes to cheering people up, however sometimes makes conversations really awkward...
She's really random a lot but can be serious when needed.
Her real name is Louise, we all call her Cricket. No one is really sure why.

As far as we know she spends the majority of her time on Omegle.

Person 1: Hey Cricket! *hugs*
Cricket: *hugs back* Chickens are nice when they don't bark at you.

Cricket (on Omegle): YOU MUST LEARN TO BE WHO YOU TRULY ARE. AN OCTOPUS HYBRID THAT CAN BREATHE ABOVE WATER AND ALSO FLY.
Stranger: ...IM A CAT
Stranger: MEW
Cricket: NO. YOU AN OCTOPUS.

Cricket: Well..... I'm sorry. But I'm still hotter than your pet bird.
Stranger: That could be true if I had a pet bird in the first place.
Cricket: Then I will buy you a bird and will be hotter than it.

Person 1: Dude, I talked to this one person on Omegle, and they were sooooooooooooooo weird.
Person 2: Lemme see. (Looks at chat log) Oh, I know them!
Person 1: Really? Who is it?
Person 2: Her name is Cricket. (Goes to facebook page- Louise "Cricket" Marshall (page does not really exist in real life))
Person 1: Oooh yeah that's them. Hey! This is really funny!

by ASexyLlama April 16, 2013

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Marshall Gonna Kill Me

Marshall Gonna Kill Me is also another meaning of the abbreviation MGK.

Guy: Do you like MGK?
Me: Heck no!
I like Marshall Gonna Kill Me MGK

by mnmseminem July 28, 2019


marshall chick

Fat often ugly beaner whores who think they're gangster but are losers.

Dude, that girl looks like a marshall chick.

by Justin Nigga November 13, 2007

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Tom Marshalls Big Nose

Tom Marshalls big nose is used to scare off oncoming jews.

Whats bigger? u or ur nose (tom marshalls big nose)

by Tom Marshall’s Nose September 9, 2020

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John Marshall High School

A high school in Rochester, Minnesota. Often referred to as the 'ghetto school' because it has more students from middle class families than the other two main high schools in town.

"Hey, so where do you go to school?"
"John Marshall High School."
"Haha! The ghetto school?"
"Yup."

by animebat13 April 10, 2010

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