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When your gluteus maximus is sweating when you have to poop
I am currently undergoing gluteus Maximus homeostasis excretion, I’ll be back in a minute.
The Brajmus Maximus is the highest level of Braj you can achieve. Generally compared to a god, the minors of the Brajmus Maximus or his friends being the Demigod of the Braj God. Usually acts of good friendship or being a true Braj lead to Brajmus Maximus level. There can only be one Brajmus Maximus in every friend group.
"Yo Broje, thanks for being a true Braj. I believe that promotes you to the new level."
"I am the Brajmus Maximus."
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Common term used by medical professionals to describe any muscle found in the corresponding dongal region of human anatomy. Dongal is derived from the ancient word "penis".
The term can also be used more loosely to describe any muscle in the body used to impress women, move heavy objects, or that craves brawndo
The muscle both originates and inserts on the dongal bone and is innervated by the dongal nerve.
It took fourteen cops to take me down because I kept roundhouse kicking them using my dongus longus strongus maximus muscle. Biaaaatch!
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the moment ehen you were literally caught in fucking 4K Ultra HD 60fps Nvidia GeForce RTX 3090 TI Ryzen 9 5900hx 4K Monitor 32 GB RAM 2 TB SSD 3 Lightning Fans 8K TV 1250w Power Supply ASUS ROG Maximus Z690 Extreme - Intel Z690 DDRS EATX Motherboard
caught your ass lackin in 4K Ultra HD 60fps Nvidia GeForce RTX 3090 TI Ryzen 9 5900hx 4K Monitor 32 GB RAM 2 TB SSD 3 Lightning Fans 8K TV 1250w Power Supply ASUS ROG Maximus Z690 Extreme - Intel Z690 DDRS EATX Motherboard
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The Seadragonus Giganticus Maximus, or just Sea-Dragon for short, is a dragon species that is the largest, perhaps also the rarest, of all known dragon species; so large, in fact, that it has frequently been described as "blotting out the moon" when in full flight. Seadragonus Giganticus Maximus are blue, green, or purple, and usually covered in marine corals, anemones, and barnacles that act as natural armor.
snotlout: get your pathetic pipsqueak dragon out of here hiccup
hiccup: toothless is staying here with me
toothless: t-toothless is a s- seadragonus giganticus maximus, big-nostril boy! t-toothless is more im-important that your f-fireworm
When you pile all the black children in the world on a stack of hay and you take a huge dump on them from the eiffel tower.
-That dude is legendary
-Why?
-HE DID A CAGARONNI MAXIMUS!!
-WHAT??
maximus dick boy is a term used in the southern parts of africa, which is slowly being used more in europe now.
Guy 1: Here som' maximus dick boy!
Maximus: no