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When you're having sex with a girl who's easy to spread and you make her cream so much that her genital area resembles a mayonnaise spread.
Guy 1- Tell me about that girl you met the other night!
Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!
An act of segregation between white children and birthday party clowns.
“Hey Todd we need some Mayonnaise massages around here.”
It's where you take your clothes off, take a few big jars of mayonnaise pour them on your partner's body's. After you rub it really good on their skin EVERYWHERE. Then you wrestle for the time of your life, make sure your tired first, one that has the most mayonnaise left on their body wins.
How bout we try the new mayonnaise wrestling game next week, wonder if it tastes good.. hmm?
When one individual has anal intercourse with another while doing chewing tobacco. When the individual ejaculates in the anal cavity, he proceeds to spit into the cavity.
I think I might go home and Texas Mayonnaise that respectable woman.
When a condom filled with semen is whipped across someones butt.
I totally whipped mayonnaise on her back last night.
White, basic, and nobody likes it
Eww, she’s a olive oil mayonnaise, disgusting.
can't talk well
usually can't focus when talking
has major spelling errors
guy no.1 :hey bro wsg
guy no.2: ehashgdeghdishabhwu
Mayonnaise/Maya curse: means not talking properly