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Melissa, Melissa is a very shy being that always feels comfortable in her natural habitat, her room. Listening to bad music all day long a Melissa is basically a scary little pocket gremlin who only has a small group of friends, usually consisting of a couple of sad Emos. No Melissa is very confident but also is always a pleasure to have around if you get close enough to a Melissa. So I do highly advise you to go and make friends with a Melissa, if you like pint sized humans, bad screamo music and awkwardness but now and then a good joke, then a Melissa is PERFECT for your life.
Person 1: “Is that Jake, Amy and Melissa H, listening to screamo in the corner?”
Person 2: “Why yes good sir that is them and I think I see a Lona sitting with them too”
Person 1:” I wish I was friends with a Melissa H”
Using resting bitch face to stare someone down
Did you see how she was Melissa muggin’ me?
Lil Melissa will ruin your entire life. A karma in a sense. Once you have unleashed the lil Melissa in someone, you will surely suffer immensely.
Don't make the lil Melissa come out.
She’s an amazing actress, human, person, etc. She’s the best person in the world. PERIODTT
(P.S. she’s married to Chris Wood and now has baby Huxley😙)
Friend: “Who’s the best person?”
Me: “MELISSA BENOIST!”
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When one is giving a blowjob and they gag and throw up on the victim.
Stefani:Anything interesting happen last weekend?
Emily:Yeah, my sister was giving TJ a blowjob for the first time and he pushed on her head and she threw up on him.
Melissa:I'm not the first girl to ever do that!
Stefani:But you are the first to tell someone!
Emily:Yeah I think almost every girl has come close to Pulling a Melissa!
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A girl that was goofy looking growing up, but transformed into a beautiful swan. She's smart, and sexy. Shy at times and loves to watch horror movies.
Hey remember Tammy from high school? She totally turned into a Melissa Bell!
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