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mermaidations 5:10 “thou must watcheth h2o”
-made by @aqua the dino
“You’re a sinner, have you not read “mermaidations 5:10”? “thou must watcheth h2o”
The cool breeze that brushes past your scrotum, if you flush while sat on the toilet
Man that was a double flusher, I had to clear the breach mid drop to make space for more, Mermaids queef made my sack shrivel up like a wallnut.
A secret mermaid is when a man makes his arm go numb/dead and then starts masterbating making it feel like someone else is doing it for him
Dan: Whats your favourite thing to do
Phil: Recreate a secret mermaid
Mermaid drugs are when a woman is giving you oral under water in exchange for drugs. Also called Mermaid Blowjob only difference is they're doing it for the soul purpose of drugs.
Did you see that chic, she's desperate for mermaid drugs.
when a mommy mermaid and a daddy mermaid rub there tails against eachother while screaming i'm cumming for you boi and im cumming hard
wierd pervert guy: hey dude did you see that new mermaid sex video
normal guy: wtf like what the actual fuck your a fucking animal pervert you horny hyena
When taking a dump in a porta-potty and the shit hits the water and the blue colored water and it gently kisses your butt hole
I was taking a dump in a 130 degree Porta-potty and the water gave me a Floating Mermaid
Sexual acts that do not include vaginal intercourse. Mermaids can not have vaginal intercourse, due have a fish tail below their hips.
"Im saving myself for marriage, cause I'm a good Christian, but we can do some mermaid stuff!"