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similar to the holy grail is not a form of cancer unlike its rival fortnite
hey wanna build a giant dildo in minecraft
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Fortnite, buried in it's grave for good.
Minecraft, a great game for everyone with money can play on creative mode or survival. Minecraft is a childhood memory for all little kids and teens. From the memes to the Nether Update, Minecraft is truly more godly than Fortnite because that shit cringy af
Minecraft: I'M THE BEST!
Fortnite: We are cancelled
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It’s better than fortnite.
Prove me wrong.
(Jimmy if he plays fortnite)
Dad: JIMMY GET READY FOR YOUR DAILY BEATINGS!
(Jimmy if he plays Minecraft)
Dad: JIMMY YOU ARE MY FAVORITE SON!
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A drug taken by 12 year olds
Shut the fuck up, minecraft kid
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A game that a bunch of Dumbass little kids play. They will continue to play the game all night until their eyes die of exhaustion. The game was cool because you could do anything you wanted in the game (because it was a sandbox game) and build anything with the blocks they gave you. But now minecraft is pretty much ruined by 2 year old bandwagons who buy minecraft shirts and merchandise. These dumbass bandwagons also make a YouTube channel titled along the lines of "minecraftsl4yer1007" or "jimmyplayzminecraft1004" the bandwagons consistently ruin your experience by uploading videos of them screaming when they die on a minecraft server, a place all the 2 year olds in underware on their dads computer meet up to have orgasms into their mics.
Person: yo you wanna go to the movie with me and joe?
Minecraft Bandwagon: get the fuck out of my room you cunt I'm trying to play Minecraft
Person: fuck you faggot
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A phrase used regularly on Kiwi Farms regarding an illegal or contemptible action to ensure the reader (or law enforcement) does not take it literally. Similar in concept to S.W.I.M.
That guy should have literally ripped that lolcow apart in Minecraft.
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