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A ver long, out of date fanny.
"i think i have a trouser minge"
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Smart and kind, also generous likes to help people attentive.A good person to look for, he likes to help others.
John asks MingXuan to help, Ming Xuan replies yes.
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Hanging flab from below a woman's gut but above her genitals. Many women attempt to hide their pelmets by pulling their trousers up well above their waists.
Origin: midlands, UK. Minge: see 'minge'. Pelmet: an architectural feature built to hide curtain fittings, making the appearance of the curtain more aesthetic.
Minge Pelmet may also be used to describe an individual with a prominent minge pelmet.
"Fuck me, look at the minge pelmet on her!"
"Look out! Here comes Minge Pelmet!"
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A woman/man who likes to eat pussy
"Goodness gracious Tabitha, I was crocheting a cap for my great grandson when Ethel came knocking at my door"
"My word, Bessie whatever did she want, I thought you two had a falling out"
"You're quite right, Tabitha. I believe she wanted to reconcile and engage in lesbian activities"
"Heavens! At 105 she is still a minge muncher?"
"Quite right! Would you care to?
"Oh! I would be honoured!"
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she got a pint pot wedged in the minge jug
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theres still a dreg left in the bottom of the minge jug ... 'who wants to finish it off'
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TO be a minge muffler you will have to stick your fingers into your vagina, make sure there nice and juicy and then surprise a friend of your by sticking them in his or her face...
I going to minge muffle such and such a person.
Oh my god ive been minge muffled.
I would love to smell her minge muffled fingers.
Oh how nice im a minge muffler.
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