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Using semen to properly lubricate a slip and slide. Mainly used in the South and Mid West.
Come to my party! We have a Missouri Rock Crocker here!
Carthage is a small town of 15,000 people located in Southwest Missouri, and resides near Reeds, Joplin, and Diamond, Missouri. I happen to live here, so I will tell you about it. Carthage is a place where gas rises, businesses close and open, and overall activity is never-ending here. Some people even get their ass out at night to drive around, or some shit. A pro about this strange city-ish town is that most events take place during the summer. On 4th of July, there are firework stands in every third parking lot/vacant area. The main area of the town is the Square, which holds the Jasper County Courthouse. Some of the area coming in to and leaving the Square are filled with buildings occupied by the Hispanics. There is a Supermercado located across the street from a Mexican restaurant. The Square is basically filled with weird novelty shits and giggles. There are multiple areas with a lot of businesses, those include Fairlawn Drive, Grand Avenue, Fir Road, and Central Avenue, to name most of them. It’s gotten to the point where it's basically a city, so I'll call it a city. There are two McDonald's here. There is a Walmart and a Lowe's here, and every house near the Senior High is built by Schuber Mitchell. And of course, Carthage is my hometown. I love it a lot, but as long as the 6th Grade Center where a High School used to be (it moved), I will be peeing outside. Summing it all up, Carthage is strange, and maybe think twice before moving there.
Carthage, Missouri is a strange place to live.
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The sexual act of acting like you are going down on a female partner and spreading open her vaginal lips and applying super glue between them and then holding them shut thus giving you a “welded” effect.
Bro 1: I heard you just graduated welding school congratulations bro!
Bro 2: what are you talking about I never went to welding school?
Bro 1: Are you sure my sister said you’re the best Missouri welder around?
Bro 2: OH YEAH! Definitely not what you’re thinking!
When your fisting your girl in the vagina your buddy starts to fist her anus so that your fist bump
Hey man you down to missouri fist bump the girl I met at the bar.
The act of a woman (or man) defecating in a public restroom while giving a man oral sex.
Person 1: "Bro, you'll never guess what happened!"
Person 2: "No, probably not."
Person 1: "I just got a Missouri McFlurry from this old lot lizard in the Flying J bathroom as a trade for some meth I got from a truck driver."
Person 2: "You need help, dude."
When you (Jack-off) on your brown recluse bite and then rub shit in it.
Supervisor : Bobby was late for work again.
Boss: yeah he needs to deal with that Missouri mattress or he's not gonna make the quotas.
A place where you can inherit your living relatives earnings.
I need to buy a 2016 Ford F-250 XLT 6.7L V8 Diesel Regular Cab, my dad in Buffalo Missouri will buy it for me.