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hannah montana

take a look at the hannah bashing comments u see all the thumbs up? and the small amount of thumbs down
the worst thing that ever happened to the world im 13 and she is not fit hot or sexy she is at most a 4 out of 10 and her singing is terrible i can act way better the nher but my dad wont buy me a tv show and if he did i wouldnt act in a show like that

Hannah montana: hey im awesome do u have anymore cokaine lyke i need to get hy cos my daddy will rape me teehee

Drug dealler: only if u suck me of that give me a handjob then give me a rimjob and do that once a week for a year

hannah montana: ok then

by devss July 6, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


montana rodeo

when you are doing a girl up the butt, and then you grab her hair, and whisper into her ear "I have AIDS", and see how long you can hold on.

"what's a montana rodeo?"
"what i did with your mom last night, it took her like 15 seconds to get me off of her."

by dcopp October 10, 2007

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tony Montana

A game which requires a large amount of cocaine. The cocaine itself is laid out on a table, and anyone who wishes to partake is allowed to snort as much cocaine as possible. The last person standing wins.

No more Russian Roulette, no more chicken...
We're goin' Tony Montana this time, bitches

by Flip Mojo October 4, 2007

80๐Ÿ‘ 117๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kalispell, Montana

A dead end city that most people never leave.

"I wish I could get out of Kalispell, montana"

by skicskicskic April 3, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Big Montana

A sloppy vagina, with meat curtains that run for miles. It hangs like sleeve of wizard and is so beat up that it looks like Roast Beef.

Her Vagina was nasty, that thing was a Big Montana. I'm tellin' you her Vagina was so loose, I could drive my truck through there.

by chad richardson May 29, 2008

26๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Montana Massacre

The act of ten dudes nutting on someone.

Guy: me and my friends did a montana massacre on jessica last night!

by Epicgamerboy69xxlel January 16, 2020


montana sheepshear

when your girlfriend doesnt have sex with you, you wait til she falls asleep and masturbate until you cum on her back then you shave her pubic hair then stick it to her back making her fuzzy like a sheep

last night i did a montana sheepshear to my girlfriend

by awesome24678 June 4, 2010