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While having sex with an Arab chick, you cum in her hair. You then squat over her and diarrhea in it, forming a muddy turban.
I banged that secretary from Cair last night.
How was it?
Kinda shitty, since I gave her a muddy Turban.
CAIR- Center for American- Islamic Relations
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Derived from the nickname given to baseball player Dustin Pedrioa. Undersized scrapper who delivers in the clutch.
He was muddy chicken tonight with that preformance.
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Laina622, would you eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars?
Laina: Yes. For one million dollars, I would eat a muddy lizard.
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A nautical technique used to direct sailboat's when the rudder is broken. One party on the boat inserts his penis into another's anus, thereby placing fecal matter on the penis to use for grip. The penis is then dipped in the water to provide direction to the craft.
We were in a tight spot when the boat lost it's steering, but I used a muddy rudder to get us back on course.
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After eating steak and potatoes, you take a shit that first comes out as a solid and slowly turns into a liquid as you progress through shitting and looks like and has the same texture as mud. Now here is where the hot dog comes in, you use the shit you just took as lubrication to masturbate and after you have climaxed, you feed the shit/jizz mix to your dog or cat, of course with some leftover dinner!
Dude i ran out of lube so i had to pull a muddy hotdog last night!
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Someone who will go into woods without fear of bears, snakes or crazy people. A gritty adventurer.
Is that a muddy squirrel hiking the Appalachian Trail?
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A variation of the "Dutch Rudder".
During anal sex, you pull out, you grab your "muddy" dick, your partner takes hold of your forearm and "helps" you masturbate.
Last night, my girlfriend finished off our evening of crazy sex with the muddy rudder. It was awesome!
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