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(Dirtius NASCAR Maximus)
A rare genetic mutation that occurs on the 22nd chromosome. This causes the person to enjoy watching NASCAR, and become extremely conservative; blindly following the Republican party. The main symptom of this disease is enjoying NASCAR and being Republican at the SAME TIME! If you feel you have done this, please consult your doctor as soon as possible.
"Yesterday I went to the track and saw a dirty NASCAR Buiesman."
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A racing/sports game released in 2002 by EA Sports. NASCAR Thunder 2003 is one of the best NASCAR Games of all time! If you win a race, you get a thunder plate containing a paint scheme inside. If you win again at that said track with that said driver, you do not get a paint scheme. Other ways to get thunder plates are completing lightning challenges or through cheats. It has a realistic career mode! The follow-up game was the even better, NASCAR Thunder 2004! 2004 is said to be the best NASCAR game of all time! Platforms for 2003 were GC, Xbox, and PS2. You can obtain legend drivers such as Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt, Tiny Lund, and more! Dale Earnhardt could be unlocked with a cheat code.
I was cleaning out my basement until I found what looked like a fat PS2 with memory cards and 2 controllers and a shit load of games. One of them was NASCAR Thunder 2003!
When having sexual intercourse, the girl may move her hips in a circular motion like the cars on a NASCAR track
Yo man, I brought this girl back to my condo and she was amazing. It felt like NASCAR homie.
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When one does not want enter a car through the door, one climbs in through the open window, causing all sorts of hijinks.
Tatiana: The car door is broken and it won't open.
Asher: It's ok, I'll Get out NASCAR style.
Constance: Please don't kick me in the face on the way out.
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A time which while working on a car or seeing a hick nascar friend, instead of saying a greeting, you yell Git R Dun Nascar!
John sees Jerry in the parking lot and yells "Git R Dun nascar"
Jerry responds "thats right son Git R Dun Nascar"!
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To refer to a time that will take almost forever to happen. Almost impossible.
You want me to vote liberal?
Yeah right, I will wait till The First Transgendered Person in NASCAR races; before I'd ever do that !
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When a man removes all hair on his body except for a full 360 degrees loop from his widows peek through his unibrow (side of eyebrows are shaven) then to the toothbrush moustache taking a hip hoppity jump to his soul patch then down his chest snail trailing to the scrotum where it goes down the shaft and under the balls then going along the taint and up the butt hole along the spine and connecting to his rat tail which attached to his Mohawk then continuing to his widows peak making the perfect nascar loop
“I like ya cut G”
“Thanks got a fresh nascar loop at the barber today”