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A steaming pile induced by alcohol and thai food. The result is very messy and requires numerous sprays of air freshener to mask its odor. Basking in the aroma of ones own chelsea special for a prolonged period of time may be hazardous to your health. It is recomended never to combine a chelsea special with a hot shower. If this mistake is made, simply saturate with tomato paste. Early symptoms of chelsea special may include rank seepage and/or sprayage and stomach agony.
Dude, I feel a chelsea special approaching!
I have a feeling this chelsea special is going to be extra DIRT!
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quite possibly the funniest woman to ever walk the earth. has hysterical television shows, with even a MORE hysterical nack for writing about her life. Whether is a book dedicated to all of her one night stands, or a book about her drunk and wild antics with her and her friends, chelsea handler is a legend.
Whoa that joke you told was TOTALLY chelsea handler!!!
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daughter of bill and hilary clinton - a once really akward girl with frizzy hair. But now she is really pretty...haha
Bob: "hey did you see that akward girl at clinton's inauguration"
Sally: you mean chelsea clinton ew? but now she is really pretty!"
Bob: "mmm...i wonder if she is interested..."
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A girl who doesn't know she is dating an ugly scary girl-boy.
Poor Chelsea, she needs a new man.
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Perfection, down to the most minute detail. Nothing is more perfect than a Chelsea Pace. Only the luckiest bastard in the world can get one of those.
-I just saw and angel.
-Must of been a Chelsea Pace
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Placing a credit card into a persons mouth and then either stabbing them in the stomach or kicking them in the nuts causing them to scream.
Them screaming causes the the credit card to slice the sides of the lips creating a clown smile.
I gave that cunt a fuckin' chelsea smile for fuckin' me wife.
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An English Team based in London.
1. Have no talent.
2. Win games with luck.
3. Overjoy themselves by beating teams like Arsenal and Liverpool and lose the premierleague at the end.
4. Have a great coach.
5. He is sometimes arrogant but so r other managers
6. Compared to Manchester United they are just a bunch of twats.
7. Supported by blue bastards who think they could rule the world
8. A team that rapes the referee and demand a fucking blow job.
9. And to sum it up they SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Manchester United rules.
Yes Red forever and ever
We rule and u cant stop us
The more u hate us the more we'll stick it up ur ass and prove u wrong
Manchester United-always look on the bright side of life-sheer class.
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