Dad Rap

Old-School Hip-Hop From The 80's And 90's Such As Public Enemy,Run-Dmc,Beastie Boys,Epmd.

You See That Guy Pumping Brass Monkey Over There?

Yup He Must Love Dad Rap!

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My Dad

A Fictional Character in my life

“My dad left me for a hooker that he found on the street of Indianapolis”

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dad lore

Dad lore is when your dad tells you the stories of his life before he met your Mother. These seem amazing compared to your childhood

Random Evening
Son: Hi Dad do you have any stories?
Dad: Let me tell you about my Dad lore, about the time I almost married a girl who's family is worth $8 billion

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white dad

Son: Hey dad look at this
Dad: Oh wow that's cool
Son: You didn't even look
Dad: That's nice.

A straight savage White Dad

dad back

Alternate definition for hunching your back. The act of leaning forward creating poor posture, or doing anything dad related that would make the spine curl.

Hey Mike, stand up straight, you got that dad back.

dumbass dad

When ur dad is a asshole who is emptyheaded and has now real brains but acts like he knows about anything

I have a dumbass dad i think just knowing him makes me stupid

Dad Hog

Science cant explain it, but if you're a father, there is a good chance your penis is thick and juicy like a beer-simmered bratwurst; a Dad Hog if you will.

Was in the locker room the other day and Larry whips off his towel to take a shower. Dude has a dad hog that looks like barbequed bratwurst!