Dad lore is when your dad tells you the stories of his life before he met your Mother. These seem amazing compared to your childhood
Random Evening
Son: Hi Dad do you have any stories?
Dad: Let me tell you about my Dad lore, about the time I almost married a girl who's family is worth $8 billion
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When you are at a social event (party, wedding, dinner) and you get a lot drunker or higher than everyone else and it is very noticeable
*At a sit-down dinner*
John: Harry have you seen George he is absolutely shitfaced and we are only half an hour in
Harry: Yeah he is really getting it wrong
Person 1: Want some schnifa gooba
Person 2: Would be rude to say no
A sex position where the receiver is on their knees with their hands behind them, bound to their legs
Person 1: Hey Honey, do you want to try the Horny Caterpillar?
Person 2: Oh God yes!