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video games

A form of entertainment that is the scapegoat for:
1. Parents with poor skill sets to do their job.
2. Politicians who desire the votes of these lacking parents.
3. "Victims" of "video game violence."
Many of people point to incidents such as Columbine, Virginia Tech, Newtown, etc. as reliable sources of this new phenomenon known as "video game violence," however, many times the perpetrators of the act were often bullied and harassed by their peers, and were illegally supplied firearms by unlicensed sellers. Almost every time, the victimizers reached out to teachers, principals, parents, etc., but unfortunately their ultimate lack of action caused them to carry out their threats. Ironically, what caused this paranoia and phobia of video games is Klebold and Harris (perpetrators of Columbine) is they put how to make IEDs and pipebombs on a formerly DOOM blogging site.

Klebold: Teacher that kid called me a faggot and shoved me into a locker.
Teacher: Maybe if you stopped being a faggot, that wouldn't happen. (laughs with his fellow eggheads)
*couple days later*
Klebold: (firing 9mm sub)
Teacher: Pls Dylan no more pls.
Klebold: Lights out, faggot. (puts a 9mm round in teacher's skull)
*decade later*
Protester: Video games caused Columbine! Down with video games!
Redpilled bystander: You are the cause of all cancer in the world.

by IAmRonPaul May 27, 2014

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Video Phone

A Song that was Originally by Beyonce , but later when she was afraid to flop , she Dragged GaGa to the studio and Told Her that she should make a remix with her (like she did with Shakira) and it Gave GaGa (Geyonce at that Time) the inspiration to do Telephone , which totally kicked 'Video Phone's Ass later .

So press record and let you film me
On your video phone
Make a cameo
Tape me on your video phone
I can handle you
Watch me on your video phone
On your video, video
If you want me you can watch me on your video phone

by TheLK July 25, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Video Games

My life.

I play Call of Duty everyday, I play COD. Video games are my life.

by Bone_Co11ector November 21, 2016

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hollywood Video

A movie/video game rental place that got its ass kicked by Netflix and Redbox. So now, it's out of business. Blockbuster will soon go the way of Hollywood Video!

Person 1: I'm going to Hollywood Video. Wanna come with me?

Person 2: Hollywood Video went out of business.

Person 1: It did?

Person 2: Yeah, it did! A couple of years ago! Netflix and Redbox kicked its ass. Blockbuster is next!

Person 1: Maybe I should give Netflix a try.

Person 2 (to himself): What an old-fashioned jerk!

by MetalHead16 November 7, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Video Mania

A webcomic site with very low fan base, not because their comics are bad, but because they arn't well known.
Plus the staff is kind of lazy.
www.vmania.com

"Video Mania r0x."

by Missy November 18, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


health video

the scariest thing a kid 10 &under will ever see

teacher: class heres a film that ur forced 2 watch called the health video (inserts clip)
jane:its not that bad

(5min later)
jane: EWWW OMG IM GONNA PUKE!

by 1cocoa20 May 22, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hood Video

A music video done on a extremely low budget.

Check out the hood video website for examples of these videos www.hoodvideoshop.com

by Hood Video Shop November 18, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž