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The Queen of bakaza and nee-chan of a cat 5 weeaboo. She runs a dominant Kingdom of being kawaii and anime, and she keeps exotic pets in her castle.
Diana-tan rules bakaza. Diana-tan rules the world.
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When you fart on somebody and a spray of poo turns their skin brown.
Last night I ripped a diarrhea fart on my girlfriend and gave her a sweet spray tan on her boob!
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To be touched or punched unexpectedly by someone.
Guy 1: *punch an asian nerd*
Guy 2: Ahahaha, you got Tan Tran!
Asian Nerd: N-no, you punched my Dark Magician. *gay FOB sound*
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The allure tone of skin that is only unique to homeless people, construction workers, state workers, or people who work outside all day every day without bathing.
Desmond, that motherfucker from Weatherford had the worst homeless tan I've ever seen!
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a young female that exhibits any two or more of the following characteristics: has a wardrobe mainly comprised of hollister or a&f; shows noticeable petechial hemmorhaging of the hard palate; has a perpetual tan year round; usually dates other tan balls; over uses the expression "that's hot"
Allison, true to her tan boob qualities, decided to go with the burnt sienna halter top over the pink camisole since it matched her melanoma perfectly.
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A sunbed induced glow of such ferocity that it appears that one was present at the detonation of an atom bomb, e.g. one sported by Judith Chalmers, Des O'Conner, Jodie Marsh.
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Applied to a person who's skin turns bright red when they drink alcohol or are so drunk they appear flustered. If they often appear to be sun burnt even in the winter it is a good indication they like their booze.
"Wow I have to pick up a bottle of Bacardi this weekend and work on my rum tan!"
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