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Person 1: Send Nukes
Person 2: *Sends*
Person 1: NOT NUD*S I SAID NUKES
Def 2
Person 1: Send Nukes
Person 2: Ok
Person 1: Why am I getting a EAS Alert
Person 2: I thought you were joking
PERSON 1: F*** YOU
When you crimp off a turd that could destroy a city
"Marjorie, what's that smell and where has the west wing gone?"
"Oh, Quentin it was terrible! Reginald has been in the lavatory, loosing a nuke!"
A humorous term used to end an annoying conversation with someone, normally complaining about their life.
Batman: My parents are dead!
Me: Hit it with a nuke
When you cum into a condom, flip it inside out, put it on your hand like a glove, and punch someone in the face full force.
Yo did you hear? Joe pulled a murph nuke on frank!
A Sex position where the male drops in the pussy like a nuke to cause sexual havic on the pussy. Aka multi-squirt.
Check out your sons teacher. Ill cock-nuke that bitch.
When you can't take holding back on people and tell the truth no matter the circumstances
"dude I just dropped a truth nuke about my sister and how she ruined my family"
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A Tactical Nuke is the Superior of all ugly girls. This Tactical Nuke defeats grenades, mines, torpedos, and even the infamous A bomb. If you ever encounter a Tactical Nuke, it's all over.
Shivan: Dude I've been talking to this girl shelly she's so hot.
Bob: Bro she's friends with that girl Demi Brancal she's a Tactical Nuke, so you might as well quit, because its ALL OVER.
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