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British actor who adds "erm" in everyone of his lines.
Hooker: Hey wanna suck my tits?
Hugh Grant: Erm, I really erm, would rather suck erm, a penis.
Hooker: Oh you're gay?
Hugh Grant: Erm...yes.
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A Modern Day God, with multiple talents and traffic stopping good looks, also known as that hot kid over there
Girl 1: OMG hes fit, i'd tap that
Girl 2: Hell yeah thats jake grant
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The act of getting 18 million a year for nothing.
Brian Grant's NBA contract is similar to getting Child Support checks from Bill Gates.
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A phrase used for any moderately unattractive to unattractive girl who goes out of her way to rudely interrupt conversations and make awkward confrontations. Also typically dates a pretentious idiot who claims to have committed crimes he never committed (ex. stealing a "stupid" car, smoking pot).
Wow that girl is so unattractive and obnoxious that she must be Grant's Girlfriend.
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A gay pervert who sucked a big dick and hates kids
Mr. grant sucks.
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Derek Grant grew up in Detroit and now resides in Chicago.He was born on April 24, 1977. Derek is also a vegan and is lactose intolerant.Derek has played in bands such as: The Suicide Machines, The Vandals, Gyga, The Telegraph, Thoughts of Ionesco, Remainder and is now with the Alkaline Trio. finally,Derek is extremely fucking hot, besides the fact that he is an incredible drummer for one of the greatest bands EVER! Alkaline Trio
some guy: Holy Crap! did that girl just pass out?
some girl: Yeah, she just met derek grant.
some guy: Wow, he must be hot!
some girl: Yes he is my friend, yes he is.
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daddy grant was originally a drama lecturer who perved on students. he gave all the boys he fancied top marks and you can now use the term for a really annoying man who tries to annoy you or others or if you are a boy, a man who eyes you up and then falls off his bike and blacks his eye.
"that man in the trenchcoat is a right old daddy grant"
"that daddy grant just exposed himself to me on the bus"
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