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When a guy is having unprotected sex with a girl and just as he is about to pull out, she wraps her legs around his body. As a result, the guy cums in the girl's vagina and may result in pregnancy.
Dude1: "Dude this damn chick pulled the parent trap on me."
Dude2: "Holy Shit! U better get a job to support that child."
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When one goes through one's entire house to get rid of any incriminating evidence after a house party, length of time without parents, etc.
I've been watching the house while my parents go on vacation for a week, so it's going to take a while to parent-proof my house. There are Tanqueray bottles in the fridge and Froot Loops all over the floor. I should probably also get the rolling papers out of the living room.
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Parents who constantly go out drinking every other day or every weekend. Their friends most likely also party parents or partiers, gather 'round and drink until the morning hours. Party parents most likely have a well paying job, nice house, and definitely kids. Some party parents don't pay much attention to their sons and daughters because the would rather go drinking with their friends.
Kid: "Hey you wanna come over tonight?"
Kid 2: "Nah, I can't, I have to watch my little brother."
Kid: "Aren't your parents home?"
Kid 2: "No, they are out at their friends house, they are total party parents."
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A pitiful, disgusting coward who decides that their new house, or their hot new girlfriend/boyfriend, or the boredom they're enduring is more important than the well-being of the children they raised. They seem to think that once they cum, their responsibilities for the well-being of their children end. Their complement are single parents, some of whom are irresponsible and reckless but others of whom are courageous, brave, hard-working and loving (depending on the individual).
Most deadbeat parents are males, and thus make sexist arguments about the mothers being whores to pretend that their actions aren't their fault. A deadbeat father's best friends are beer, a car to flee in, his ex-girlfriend's own hard work (for which he'll never give her credit for) and legalized abortion. But there are deadbeat mothers too. Regardless of gender, all are the lowest form of animal life (next to child-molesters and racists).
The rates of starvation, crime, sexual assault, poverty, and just about every other bad thing on earth would go way down if we didn't have deadbeat parents who left their husband/wife on the street to fend for the family while they partied.
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One who gets someone into 'smoking the ganja' for the first time.
"wait, is this your first time smoking?"
"yep. looks like you're my pot parent"
A common derivative of a delusional, self-proclaimed Tiger Parent who are more often poorly educated, low-class Asian parents suffering from low self-esteem, entitlement and narcissistic personality disorder who have no business breeding let alone raising a child, a product of their own Mongrel upbringing. Mongrel Parents believe that the best course of action to preparing a child for life would be emotional trauma, torturous physical and mental abuse by enacting corporal punishment for failing to live up to unrealistic expectations. Though Mongrel Parents may claim that such actions are necessary to secure a beneficial future for their children, such claims are indeed false, as they tend to use their child's achievements solely for bragging rights.
Jimmy: Hey, I heard that Chin is back at his therapist.
Joe: Yeah, he was raised with mongrel parenting. He's been in therapy since he could afford it.
Leaving a social gathering of friends early with your partner under the premise that you will be communicating to your parents via Skype when really, you are leaving to have intercourse.
Sorry guys, we need to go. Ariel and I will be Skype the parents.